Obituary · SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of sombadyhalp · Life 1 · Sakhal
sombadyhalp closed the book on Sakhal after nine minutes, the ninth entry in a career that has never once cracked the hour mark, and did it themselves.
“Nine lives, none of them long, and the ninth is the only one he finished on his own terms.”
Eight prior lives are on file, the longest of them forty-one minutes and set on a different map entirely, and this one never approached it. In the time allotted, sombadyhalp took one confirmed kill, survived a single exchange of fire with something in the coats of the season, and reported in good health right up until the record shows otherwise. The desk notes the pattern without further comment: two sessions to produce one file, and the file closed by the same hand that opened it.
ObituariesSakhalSelf-InflictedShort Ledger
Died — Suicide (in good health)
Energy 142 · Water 382 · bleeding ×1
Session 2 began
Logged in.
Life qualified
First blood drawn. The life counts from here.
Steak Knife
Firefight — hit by RonaldRaygun552
6 hits taken · HP 79
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.