The Morgue
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 month ago
Plop Down had no history anywhere on any ledger when this file opened on Chernarus, and five hours and forty-four minutes later he became his own final entry, having outlasted every infected run-in the map threw at him and answered to none of them.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 month ago
FR0GSKIN spent ten sessions and five hours and thirteen minutes becoming the most bitten stranger Chernarus had ever admitted without a name to lose, and the record cannot say what finally stopped him.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 month ago
F88Austeyr4935 had no prior life anywhere on any map when the clock started on Chernarus, and five minutes and one session later, the ledger closed on a survivor who beat the infected and lost to his own blood.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
Plop Down entered this life on Sakhal with a career amounting to one prior attempt and four minutes of survival, and left it eight hours and forty-five minutes later having rewritten the record by his own hand.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
RagingDutchy694 had no history anywhere on any ledger when the clock started on Sakhal, and by the time he stopped it he'd logged ten sessions, thirty-nine run-ins with the infected, and not one kill to his name.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 1 month ago
Plop down came into Livonia carrying two prior lives and a personal best of five hours and thirty-four minutes set on Sakhal, and spent the entire inheritance in under a quarter hour.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 month ago
RagingDutchy694 arrived on Chernarus with a single prior life to his name — five hours and twelve minutes on Sakhal, zero kills, filed and forgotten — and spent eleven sessions grinding past it before the ledger simply went silent at five hours and fifty-one.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 1 month ago
Three prior lives taught flaminx0r exactly one lesson — how to end things himself — and for eleven hours and fifty minutes on Livonia it looked like he'd finally unlearned it.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
MoonBaby1998750 carried exactly one prior life into Sakhal — two hours and forty-nine minutes on Chernarus, zero kills to show for it — and spent five sessions turning that modest personal best into four hours and fifty-five minutes of the same arithmetic.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 month ago
Natorical logged in twice, took a mauling that drew blood twice, and closed the only file this desk has on record before a third session could open.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
Sakhal was supposed to be the map where Randymarsh2915 had it figured out — a prior life here ran an hour and forty-one minutes, the longest of his career. The infected disagreed with the premise and ended the sequel in fifteen.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
GAULA BOG had no history anywhere on any map when the clock started on Sakhal, and none was needed by the time it stopped — fifteen minutes, one session, zero kills, and a bleed-out that the paperwork lists as the second thing that found him.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
RaginWawa opened a file on Sakhal with no history to speak of and closed it thirty-five minutes later, having survived five separate meetings with the infected — one of them an eleven-hit ordeal that would have humbled veterans — and having survived none of the meals that never came.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
Four hours and four minutes was the entire published career of LifeAndLemmons on Sakhal, spread across six sessions and one debut life, and it closed without a single line explaining why.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
Randymarsh2915 spent one prior life on record answering to the infected every single time, and thirty minutes into a second Sakhal file, finally cleared that ledger clean — four separate maulings, one of them a five-hit ordeal that dropped him to thirty-four percent health, all survived.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
SunshinyBread10 had no prior record on any map, anywhere, when the clock started on Sakhal — and one hour and forty-four minutes later, with something on their heels, they ended the file themselves.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
Sertus666 arrived on Sakhal with no history anywhere on any ledger and left twenty hours and twelve minutes later with a file most veterans would frame — fifty separate run-ins with the infected, one that hit twenty-one times before it let go, and thirteen occasions of catching fire and living to complain about it.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 1 month ago
YrJustBad spent fourteen hours and forty-four minutes on his twenty-ninth Livonia life, survived thirty-eight separate introductions to the infected, and then stopped existing without anyone bothering to say why.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
deathcaliber3 opened a file on Sakhal with nothing behind it on any map, anywhere, and closed it fifty-nine minutes later having survived a blaze he did not survive the second act.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 1 month ago
Crazyalexie1812 carried a career total of zero confirmed kills and one twenty-one-hour outlier on Sakhal into a second Livonia life that ran forty-nine minutes, and in that span the man cleared four separate visits from the infected — one of them a ten-hit beating — before dying of a fall while in good health.