The Morgue
SAKHAL BUREAU · 2 weeks ago
Scootersarewack arrived on Sakhal with no history anywhere to consult, and one hour and forty-six minutes later the record closed itself, in blood, after the seventeenth animal or infected decided he'd used up his welcome.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 weeks ago
Angrydavies89 closed his second file on Sakhal at twenty-two hours and forty minutes, undefeated against the infected and still dead, having bled out somewhere between being chased and being caught.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 weeks ago
ld4killer opened his first recorded life anywhere on Sakhal and kept it open for one hour and twenty-two minutes, fending off five separate maulings before deciding the record was finished.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 weeks ago
Ghengisk79 spent eleven hours and nineteen minutes absorbing everything the infected of Sakhal could throw at him, fifty-four times over, and walked away from an actual fire. None of it is what killed him.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 weeks ago
George Droyd491's second Chernarus file closed after four hours and twenty-three minutes, in good health, for a reason the paper cannot locate.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 weeks ago
L koirez returned to Chernarus, the one map where his numbers have ever looked respectable, and stretched his personal best from three minutes to five before ending the file himself, in good health, exactly as he has twice before.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 weeks ago
GreekJesus7900 arrived on Sakhal with exactly one prior life to his name, eleven minutes on Livonia and nothing to show for it, and improved on that figure by nearly fifty percent before the improvement stopped mattering.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 weeks ago
MountainWulf99 came back to Livonia, the only map that has ever shown him any mercy, and needed just seven minutes to spend that mercy down to nothing.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 weeks ago
MountainWulf99 opened a file on Livonia with no history anywhere to draw on, and the infected read that absence as an invitation.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 4 weeks ago
RCEU RUNTY arrived on Chernarus with no prior life anywhere to consult and no cautionary tale to borrow, and two hours and fifteen minutes later he ended his own debut in perfect health, the infected having done everything but finish the job.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 4 weeks ago
S0ME0NE1870 had no history anywhere on any map, and eight minutes into writing one, the bleeding did what the bullets and the teeth couldn't finish.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 4 weeks ago
RagingDutchy694 returned to Chernarus, the one map where he has ever done anything worth writing down, and spent four hours and fifty-two minutes proving he still hadn't learned to watch his footing.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 4 weeks ago
LucaAntonescu had no record anywhere on any map when this file opened, and five minutes later it closed with him falling, bleeding, and dead, having survived exactly one encounter with the infected long enough to lose an argument with the ground.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 month ago
Crazyalexie1812 stepped onto Chernarus with a blank file and no cautionary tale to consult, and the infected spent fifty-nine minutes writing him one.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 month ago
DannyBoy873524 arrived on Chernarus with no ledger anywhere behind him and departed it ninety minutes later, having survived the infected five separate times and lost to his own blood on the sixth conversation with mortality.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 1 month ago
ALEX98416 arrived on Livonia carrying two prior lives and a personal best of four minutes, and left this one at five, in good health, by his own hand.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
Angrydavies89 opened his very first file on Sakhal with thirty-four sessions of patient, uneventful living, and closed it one day and three hours later at the hands of a stranger who needed exactly one round to do what a hundred and thirty-six infected could not.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 month ago
Landmineog opened an account on Chernarus with no history to speak of anywhere, and closed it one hour and twenty-five minutes later having survived ten separate maulings only to lose the eleventh.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
deathcaliber3 came back to Sakhal with exactly one prior life on record, a personal best of one hour flat, and the same cause of death waiting at the finish. Five hours and fifty-two minutes later, it was waiting again.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 month ago
imBALLINallOVER had no file anywhere before Chernarus opened one, and forty-four minutes later a man named Molloyboy247936 closed it with a Kolt 1911 at a distance better suited to a conversation than a killing.