The Morgue
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Chernarus opened its books to sombadyhalp for the first time anywhere on record, and closed them forty-one minutes later on a fall that required no infected, no rival, and no excuse whatsoever.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Turdbazket's eighth Chernarus file ran twenty-one minutes, a full eight minutes longer than anything he'd managed anywhere on the map before, and he spent every one of those extra minutes not eating.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Chernarus had never heard the name xSgt Hartman before this week, and after eight minutes across two sessions, it will not hear it again. The record shows no kills, one brush with the infected that drew blood twice, and a finish delivered by the survivor's own hand while in good health.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Six prior lives ended by his own hand across every map he's touched, and Chernarus finally gave turdbazket a seventh cause of death that required someone else's teeth.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Turdbazket clawed back from three percent of himself after a swarm left five marks on him, held on for twelve minutes on Chernarus, and then the file closes with no hand attached to it — no infected, no bullet, no fall, nothing.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
Sakhal had no history on flaminx0r before this week, and after one hour and twenty-nine minutes split across two sittings, it has exactly one entry: a debut that outlasted expectation and still ended with the survivor writing the last line himself.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
AlphaWolfRen's second Chernarus file closed ten minutes in, mauled and bleeding, having gone toe to toe with the infected twice and lost both negotiations.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
AlphaWolfRen entered the record with no history anywhere on the continent and departed twenty-seven minutes later, the rare Chernarus debut in which every visible enemy landed a hit and none of them finished the job.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
RonaldRaygun552 survived a fourteen-hit mauling that left him clinging to less than a third of himself, nursed the damage back to nothing, and twenty-four minutes into his first Sakhal file decided the recovery wasn't worth keeping.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
The name promised a hunter. The ledger recorded a carcass, logged across two sessions and closed before the twenty-minute mark, no kills to his name and none of the credit implied by the callsign.