The Morgue
LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
Angryas1anpanda, a man whose entire prior career amounted to eleven minutes on Chernarus before the usual verdict of died, opened a Livonia file that ran twenty-nine minutes and closed it with no verdict at all.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Oddy Tr13 came back to Chernarus for a second life, survived one infected encounter and one bout of open flame, and was extinguished in five minutes flat by nothing the record cares to name.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
Tomahawked11 opened a file on Sakhal with a blank ledger and closed it two hours and fifty-eight minutes later, a silenced round from five meters doing what three infected encounters and one prior scrape could not.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Carolina Based touched down on Chernarus with a blank ledger and no idea what that was worth, and left it twenty-three minutes later worth exactly nothing.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Oddy Tr13 stepped onto Chernarus with a clean slate and nothing behind it, and thirty-two minutes on, the slate stayed clean the other direction too — no verdict, no note, no name for whatever came calling.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
TROGDOR1188 logged three separate sessions to assemble a single life on Chernarus, survived one dispute with the infected that ran to four hits, and then stopped existing without anyone writing down why.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
BootySpooker's first appearance on any map ran fifteen minutes and ended not with a shot or a swarm but with the quiet administrative fact of having nothing left to eat.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
OneLife1312 returned to the map that once gave him his best fifteen minutes anywhere, and matched it exactly before the record simply stopped writing about him.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
Twhizzle4life, whose only other recorded life ran five hours and twenty-two minutes and produced nothing worth shooting at, opened a new file on Sakhal and closed it in one hour and seven, courtesy of a rifle round fired from twenty-five meters by a man who has apparently made a hobby of it.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
Sombadyhalp survived a swarm that left him clawing at five percent of himself, walked it off, and ten minutes into his second Sakhal file closed the book anyway, by his own verdict.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
sombadyhalp closed the book on Sakhal after nine minutes, the ninth entry in a career that has never once cracked the hour mark, and did it themselves.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
OneLife1312 arrived on Sakhal with no file anywhere on the continent and needed three separate sittings just to accumulate fifteen minutes of a single life, at the end of which the ledger simply stops.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
YrJustBad, whose only prior life anywhere ran six hours and thirty-two minutes and ended the same way most of his do, spent five hours and six minutes on Sakhal proving he could out-endure the infected before something with an engine proved he couldn't.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
RonaldRaygun552's third Sakhal file closed the same way most of his do — quickly — but this time the hand on the blade belonged to someone else. TidierCart8730 ended it with a steak knife, the kind of weapon that suggests either supreme confidence or an empty inventory.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
sombadyhalp, whose record shows six prior lives and a single map where things ever went right, chose that map for a seventh attempt and bled to death on it in twelve minutes across two separate sittings.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
RonaldRaygun552 spent two prior lives proving he could kill himself faster than the map could, and on his second Sakhal file he broke the streak by dying to something else entirely.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Sombadyhalp, back on the one map that ever gave him anything worth keeping, lasted eight minutes into his sixth attempt to keep it and produced a body with no listed reason attached.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Chernarus logged its fifth sombadyhalp file in twenty-four minutes, and for once the ledger showed two confirmed kills instead of the usual blank column — the record simply stops after that, no verdict entered, while something unspecified did the hunting.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Cee Lo GREEN 96 arrived on Chernarus with no file anywhere on record, spent five hours and thirty-five minutes across seven sittings fighting off the infected in bunches, and was closed out by TidierCart8730's M4-A1 from a distance most people reserve for handshakes.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
YrJustBad arrived on Chernarus with no history anywhere on the continent and spent six hours and thirty-two minutes drafting one, closed out at last by a single rifle round from TidierCart8730, fired from one hundred twenty-six meters and never returned.